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Pick-Up Lines

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her that I just me the girl of my dreams.

Is your dad a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? (Be ready with a snappy responce in case they say "Yes")

Your so hot, you melt the elastic in my underwear.

You must be tired. ["Why?"] You were running through my dreams all night.

My name's [state your name], but you can call me "lover."

Can I flirt with you?

Your dad must have been a baker. ["Why"] Because you got a nice set of buns.

(Look at his/her shirt tag) ["What are you doing?"] Checking to see if you were made in heaven.

All those curves, and me with no breaks.

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Can you give me directions? ["To where"] Your heart.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

How 'bout you and I go back to my place and get out of the wet clothes.

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.